Who cares about who wins the first base battle on the Mets? If both Josh Satin (below, left) and John Lannan (right) make the team, as expected, a battle of the eyebrows will certainly be waged. Who will win? Stay tuned. It could be the most interesting story of the season.
Jerry Seinfeld made note of Satin’s prominent eyebrows when he was a guest in the booth during a game last season. He asked if it ever came up during a game, and Keith Hernandez said he slipped once and said, “Josh Satin is really opening up some eyebrows.”
Can’t wait to hear what Hernandez will accidentally say about Lannan!