Wacky Mets Christmas Gifts

With Christmas right around the corner, let’s take a look at some officially MLB sanctioned Mets gifts you could give your loved ones. Again, MLB gave its okay to sell these things.

For $3699, you can get a Mets coffin so you or your loved one can stare at a Mets logo as you rot away.

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Decorate your garden with these Mets gnomes, showing the world that not only are you a Mets fan, but you are also the biggest dork in the neighborhood.

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This Mets hammer will come in handy to smash over your head as you watch the 2011 Mets on the field.

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This Mets stealth fighter is a reminder of how Sandy Alderson went through the winter meetings without being noticed by rival GMs.

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I don’t know what this thing is supposed to be.

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3 thoughts on “Wacky Mets Christmas Gifts

  • December 17, 2010 at 8:13 am
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    You left out the cushioned toilet seat with Mets logo emblazoned across.

  • July 21, 2015 at 8:13 am
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    I need to know how to order the mets coffin.

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